HERE YOU GO
- STATE YOUR NAME: NO (Alex)
- Spirit animal: My dick.
- Hair color: Chocolate brown.
- NATURAL hair color: Poo brown.
- How big is your dick (ladies only): Huge.
- Why do you hate Jesus: He just makes me a bit…cross. Eh? Eh?
- Do you enjoy queefs: Erm…no?
- If you answered “no” to the above question, stop lying and give us your real answer here: You got me. I love long, hot queefs in my face.
- What are your thoughts on partial unbirthing: I’m not sure what that actually is but I’m going to hazard a guess and say I’m completely for it. I really liked what those creepy babies in Uzumaki were going for.
- In five words or less, explain why you’re not in the kitchen right now: I have a dick.
- How many fetuses have you eaten in the past month: I think I did eat a pregnant lady a while back, so one. Unless she had twins, in which case two.
- If you answered ‘zero’, what the fuck is wrong with you:
- How long are your vestigial arms: A bit stubby.
- How do you even type with them: Bitch please, I’m a T-Rex, I do what I want.
- What are your thoughts on gay marriage? Explain through interpretive dance:
- Do you have a flavor: No, but I do have flava.
- If so, what is it:
- Why is it not mint chocolate chip: I dunno but I chugged some chocovine earlier so I’m probably at least a little chocolatey right now.
- How long will I be able to keep writing these stupid fucking questions: Seeing as you’ve posted this, I’d say you’re already done.
- Why do you: wot
- Okay go home: So bossy. I ought to eat and then impregnate your mother with my virile T-Rex seed.
IQ will drop? Count me in.
